Hey guys. Been forever, WE KNOW. Believe us, we never meant to disappear but if you guys are still here and with us and want us to continue, after discussing it and seeing if its a viable option, we might come back. Let us know with a note here or an ask.
Anonymous asked: "So I've been curious about this for a while. What's it like having sex with Bruce?"
Amazing. Blissful. Breathtaking. Unbelievable. Just… perfect.
asked: "Hello, Mister Stark. I've already sent a message to your fiance and now I'm here for you. I was giving my well wishes to the Captain and Thor when it was mentioned that you're engaged to Doctor Banner. I had to come by and wish you the best! I'm only in this realm for a little while (maybe longer if I behave and give a good report) so I thought I should stop by right away in case I forget or, y'know, get killed."
Well, isn’t that nice. Thanks. And welcome to our planet and enjoy your stay.
asked: "What the hell happened to Pepper???"
Pepper saw how I felt for Bruce and got upset. Understandably so. She left me so that I could go after him.
It took her awhile but she got over everything and now we’re actually still really close. Just as friends and not lovers. She’s always telling me though that she wishes she could have been what Bruce is to me. I tell her I like who she is just fine for me. I’d still be lost without her.
asked: "If anyone could figure out how two men can procreate it would be you two. Also they can take too ovum and create a fertilized zygote now. I would think the two of you could figure out how to take two sperm and make something happen. The fact that male chromosomes are missing some information would surely create issues though. There is always the idea of a surrogate though. Pepper would be a wonderful choice."
Oh, don’t worry. If we decide to have children, Pepper is the only choice.
Nat is too explosive.
asked: "Will you and Bruce make beautiful babies with each other? That would be the most beautiful thing in the world."
Well. I know not everyone is a scientist, so this might come as a shock.
Two men cannot procreate.
asked: "Who's top and who's bottom? Do you guys switch?"
I top. Most of the time. Sometimes Bruce gets a wild hair and wants to take control.
I don’t mind at all when he does. That man can do no wrong. Especially in bed.
Anonymous asked: "wait so lemme guess, you and bruce are both on tumblr, sitting next to each other and trying stay out of each others pants by focusing on answering questions? just get it on, have your alone time and tell us how it was once you're finished. and give us details. ;)"
Yep. You hit it right on the nail, Anon. However, my hand’s on Bruce. Soon we will have to leave you. Oh… I like you, Anon. You’re alright in my book. You’ll have to ask Bruce about getting the details though.
Anonymous asked: "If you had to share with Bruce one other Avenger for one night only, but you got to choose, who would it be?"
I wouldn’t. But if I absolutely had to… like end-of-the-world and Bruce agreed to it…
Steve. Maybe Thor.
But not gonna happen. We’ll save the world. Always.
asked: "First, how are you doing? Second, you and Bruce make the MOST adorable couple in the WORLD! Third, um...hi."
I’m doing great. My lover is taking care of me.
Thanks for the compliment. I have to go. ;]